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Oh, this one's from your mom.

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A kitten in a basket of yarn.

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"Dear Niles, I know
we haven't always gotten along."

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Isn't that sweet?

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Hey, Niles,
look what I found in the parking lot.

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Hi, Niles. It's good to see you.

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- How's he doing?
- The doctor says he's just great.

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Well, he looks just great.

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Why is he so pale?

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He's always this pale.

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I'll take those.

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Well, Niles, you've got quite an
impressive array of flowers here, uh.

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Oh, dear Lord.

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Who sent mums?

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Those are from Jaime,
our squash valet.

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Really?

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You know, when I had the flu, Jaime
didn't send me so much as a card.

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You didn't have the flu.
You barely had the sniffles.

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I almost threw up.

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Who knows, mums might've been
just the thing to cheer me up.

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Guess we'll never know now,
will we?

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I'm so sorry you have
to go through all this, Niles.

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- Well, I'm pretty used to him by now.
- No, ha, ha, I'm talk...

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Oh, right, the... Mm.
Yes. Well, thank you.

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Who knew all those years
of foie gras and Brie

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would finally catch up with me?

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Frasier, you might want
to get yourself checked out.

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You eat a lot of that stuff too.

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Well, yes,
but I also drink a lot of red wine.

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Niles, you'll be happy to know
that your prognosis is excellent.

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I have done some research.

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I have detailed the procedure

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and made copies
for each of you. Here we are.

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I also took the liberty
of checking out your surgeon.

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It's a fine choice. True,

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he did have a few brushes
with the law as an undergrad,

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and I think you all know how I feel
about Tulane's medical school.

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- Oh, yeah.
- Yes.

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But on the bright side,
he has been extensively published,

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and his reputation is stellar.

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Now, if you'll all please turn
to page 17 in your handouts...

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- You know, where is Dad?
- He stepped outside for some coffee.

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Oh, I specifically used
layman's terms for his benefit.

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Oh, all right.

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How's he handling all this?

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He's positively chirpy.

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- In other words, he's terrified.
- Yes.

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When we were kids,
whenever one of us was sick or hurt,

49
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Dad would try
to keep us from worrying

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by pretending
the problem didn't even exist.

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Nonchalance
was his coping mechanism.

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Things always
turned out all right, though.

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They will this time too.

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How are you holding up?

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Well, you know.

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You know what?

57
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I think you should think of something
really cool to do when all this is over.

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Like a big trip.

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That way, you can have
something good to focus on.

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I can't think about that right now.

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What the hey, you still in bed?
It's 9 in the morning.

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Up and at them, lazy bones.

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Hello, I'm your anaesthesiologist,
Dr. Ling.

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- Hello.
- How are you feeling?

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Aw, don't let this faker fool you.
He's just trying to get out of work.

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If you're feeling anxious,
I can give you a mild sedative.

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- No, thanks.
- Are you sure, Niles?

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Dr. Ling went to Duke.

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Can you get the...?

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Hello?

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- Uh, can I ask who's calling?
- Dad.

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Just a minute, please.

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It's Maris. Do you want me
to make up an excuse?

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Uh, no. That's okay, I'll talk to her.

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Thank you.

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Hello?

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Well, yes. Uh, how'd you hear?

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Ah.

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Jaime is a bit of a gossip.

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Luckily, they discovered the blockage
before I had a major event.

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Well, thank you.

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That wasn't the nurse.
That was my wife.

83
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Yes, Daphne.

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We were married
a couple of months ago.

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No. Well, uh, it's not really my fault
you didn't know.

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Uh, it sounds to me
like your argument is with Jaime.

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Well, if it makes you feel any better,
we didn't invite anyone. Dr. Ling...

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Give me drugs.

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Uh-huh, uh-huh.

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Well, yes, of course we invited him,
he... He's my brother.

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Yes.
Uh, Williams-Sonoma and Tiffany's.

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Keep it coming. Thank you.

93
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Now, in just a few moments, we'll be
ready to wheel you down to the OR.

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He'll receive general anaesthesia
once he's on the operating table.

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Now, if you'd like to follow
along in your handouts,

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I could take you through
the first steps of the procedure.

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The doctor explained everything
to us yesterday.

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Yes, but did he have
a mnemonic verse

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that goes along to the tune
of "Camptown Races"?

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- Hello.
- Ah.

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Dr. Shaffer, I was just explaining
my brother's procedure to my family.

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I'll hand the floor over to you.

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- Thank you...
- Frasier. Dr. Crane.

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Oh, great.

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Well, once you're under,
we'll begin by inserting some tubes

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to monitor your blood pressure.

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Then, while one team harvests
the saphenous vein from your right leg,

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I'll be opening up your chest.

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Excuse me, uh, if I may.

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Uh, wouldn't a MIDCAB
be less invasive?

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I have done some research
into the matter,

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and, uh, I believe
that is the prevailing methodology.

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You may have read
about that in Reader's Digest,

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but a MIDCAB is only appropriate
for limited blockages.

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My source is not <i>Reader's Digest.</i>

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It is a Harvard colleague.

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Harvard being my alma mater.

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Harvard.

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Now, if I'm not mistaken, the blockage
is in the left anterior descending artery.

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And the right coronary.
Look, in my expert opinion,

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I'm doing what's best for this patient.

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And my expert opinion
says otherwise.

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If you're an expert, maybe
you should perform the surgery.

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- Maybe I should.
- Dad.

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Frasier,
you're not operating on your brother.

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Suit yourself.

127
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Maybe it would be best
if everyone stepped out

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while Dr. Shaffer
talks to the patient.

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Mrs. Crane, you're welcome to stay.

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Niles, I'll see you
before they wheel you in.

131
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Well, I'll tell you one thing
about that Dr. Shaffer's people skills:

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- I am not a fan.
- Well, will you leave it alone?

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You're being a big pain.

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Yes. Well, I happen
to know a thing or...

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A thing or two about bypass surgery.
He was totally condescending to me.

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He was just trying
to let you know who's in charge.

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I'm sure at the first sign of trouble,
he'll run right out here

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to consult with you.

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This is so weird.

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I mean, 24 hours ago, we didn't even
know anything was wrong with Niles.

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Just goes to show
you can't take a second for granted.

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Sure can't.

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Can't take people for granted either.

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- You just never know.
- It's true.

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You should always tell
the people you love

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just how much they mean to you.

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Well, I hope you guys
know how much I care about you.

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Oh, gee, sure we do.
And we care about you too.

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Yeah, of course, Roz.
You're like family.

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And, Dad, I hope you know I love you,
even at your most difficult.

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Well, I love you too, son,
even when you treat me like a child.

152
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Frasier bosses everyone.
It's just his way.

153
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Perhaps if people behaved more
competently, I wouldn't be so bossy.

154
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Maybe you wouldn't be so bossy
if you didn't focus

155
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on how everybody behaves.

156
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- That'd be the clay.
- Human behaviour is my profession.

157
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Well, you can take
a day off once in a while.

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- No kidding.
- Who asked you, Roz?

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Niles is going off to surgery soon.
Come and wish him well.

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You know, we really should tell her
how much she means to us too.

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How are you feeling?

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A little woozy.

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Maybe I should lie down.

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Oh, now, Daphne.

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You know all the important papers
are in my top left-hand drawer...

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Let's not talk
about that right now. You just relax.

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Okay, Daphne.

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You know, Daphne, they do
these procedures hundreds of times.

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- I know.
- Okay, it's practically routine, Daphne.

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Why do you keep saying my name?

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I just want to say it
as many times as I can.

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Daphne.

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What? Still in bed?

174
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Will you look at this goldbrick?

175
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Well, if you're gonna be loafing around
all day,

176
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you might as well
have something to read.

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I know how you love your Archies.

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Thanks, Dad.

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Oh, a <i>Jughead Double Digest.</i>

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I'll be here waiting for you.

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I love you, son.

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I love you too.

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Frasier,
I have a confession to make.

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Remember when we were kids,
and I was wearing your opera cape,

185
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and you pushed me
down the stairs?

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Yes.

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You didn't push me.

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I jumped.

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I was trying to fly like a Valkyrie.

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It's not important right now.

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The important thing
is that you get well, all right?

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Dr. Crane, Mrs. Crane, it's that time.

193
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Okay, we're gonna need you
to slide over.

194
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Boy, a hospital
is an interesting place, isn't it?

195
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How so, Niles?

196
00:09:09,788 --> 00:09:13,625
Oh, all roads lead to the hospital.

197
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We're born here,
we get sick here, we get well here.

198
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All these big dramatic moments,
and the hospital just gobbles them up.

199
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Yeah.

200
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Do you think a hospital
has memories?

201
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I bet it does.

202
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I bet when I walked in, it thought:

203
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"Oh, you again."

204
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You're the little boy
who broke his leg in 1966.

205
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"Hello, old friend."

206
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Wow, a talking hospital.

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That would be cool.

208
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Oh, when are these drugs gonna kick
in? I don't know why I need surgery.

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- This is the best that I felt...
- Easy, oh, easy, easy.

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00:09:59,671 --> 00:10:02,674
Daphne, Daphne, Daphne...

211
00:10:03,717 --> 00:10:05,218
Okay, you ready to take a little trip?

212
00:10:05,427 --> 00:10:07,804
I think he already is. Ha, ha.

213
00:10:08,179 --> 00:10:09,389
Can I just have a second?

214
00:10:09,639 --> 00:10:10,765
Of course.

215
00:10:14,644 --> 00:10:16,271
I'll be here when you wake up.

216
00:10:16,896 --> 00:10:19,315
- Promise.
- I promise.

217
00:10:46,301 --> 00:10:48,762
What do you mean
you don't like Archie? It's a riot.

218
00:10:48,887 --> 00:10:52,223
You got your Jughead, your Reggie,
your Mr. Weatherbee.

219
00:10:53,808 --> 00:10:57,562
Please stop crying, Maris. The doctor
can always cut off more next time.

220
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I'll be here when you wake up.

221
00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:08,656
- Promise?
- Promise.

222
00:11:27,801 --> 00:11:30,595
How come these places
never have any magazines for men?

223
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It's all hairdos
and recipes and butt exercises.

224
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I was just thinking about
what Niles said about the hospital,

225
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and the things that happen here.

226
00:11:41,898 --> 00:11:44,192
Oh, geez, would you look at this?

227
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:47,320
"Ten saucy secrets
to please him in bed."

228
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You know damn well
there are only four.

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The rest are just do-si-dos.

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It's like the whole tapestry of life
keeps replaying itself

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within these walls.

232
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I used to bust people for that one.

233
00:12:01,209 --> 00:12:02,627
You didn't hear a word I said,
did you?

234
00:12:02,794 --> 00:12:06,548
Yeah, I did.
Hospital, tapestry of life...

235
00:12:07,173 --> 00:12:08,675
Whoa.

236
00:12:09,425 --> 00:12:10,844
That's a nice kitchen.

237
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,222
You're a sentimental fool, Dad.

238
00:12:14,722 --> 00:12:16,683
Well, here he is.

239
00:12:17,142 --> 00:12:20,061
Frasier,
say hello to your new brother.

240
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I don't like him.

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00:12:29,237 --> 00:12:31,739
Remember when you were little,
and you convinced Niles

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that we were all figments
of his imagination,

243
00:12:34,033 --> 00:12:36,369
and the whole world
was just in his mind?

244
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:39,122
Ha, ha. I told him we disappeared
whenever he left the room.

245
00:12:39,247 --> 00:12:40,039
Yeah.

246
00:12:40,582 --> 00:12:42,917
For months afterwards,
he was always darting into rooms

247
00:12:43,001 --> 00:12:44,711
to make sure we were all still there.

248
00:12:45,295 --> 00:12:47,714
Scared the crap out of me.
I was ready to kill you.

249
00:12:48,631 --> 00:12:49,799
What made you think of that?

250
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:53,136
I don't know.
Just thinking about Niles.

251
00:12:57,390 --> 00:13:00,518
Well, he must be all right.
We're all still here. Heh.

252
00:13:03,688 --> 00:13:06,274
I don't think I've ever been
this frightened in my whole life.

253
00:13:06,733 --> 00:13:09,194
Well, Daph,
according to my timetable,

254
00:13:09,944 --> 00:13:13,281
Niles is probably off
the bypass pump by now.

255
00:13:13,448 --> 00:13:15,533
All the blockages
have been bypassed,

256
00:13:15,658 --> 00:13:17,952
and the myocardium
is now receiving normal blood.

257
00:13:18,453 --> 00:13:21,998
How come you know all this, but you're
stumped by an electric barbecue fork?

258
00:13:22,707 --> 00:13:25,960
Because the human heart was not
designed by some idiot in Japan.

259
00:13:27,086 --> 00:13:31,216
You know, Frasier, maybe now's
not the perfect time to go into detail.

260
00:13:31,424 --> 00:13:33,676
- It's all right, Roz.
- You see, she knows.

261
00:13:33,885 --> 00:13:36,846
Knowledge is our ally
against anxiety.

262
00:13:37,055 --> 00:13:39,390
Which happens to be the theme
for today's <i>Best of Crane,</i>

263
00:13:39,515 --> 00:13:41,851
which is being broadcast
over the airwaves right this moment.

264
00:13:42,018 --> 00:13:44,187
Oh, yeah, they're piping it
into the operating room

265
00:13:44,270 --> 00:13:45,980
instead of using anaesthesia.

266
00:13:47,732 --> 00:13:49,317
Very funny, Roz.

267
00:13:49,734 --> 00:13:51,819
Oh, I hope the doctors
have their earplugs in

268
00:13:51,945 --> 00:13:53,238
so they don't fall asleep too.

269
00:13:53,363 --> 00:13:54,572
Yes. All right, we get it.

270
00:13:54,906 --> 00:13:58,117
Seriously, if I ever gonna rob a bank,
and I wanted to knock out the guards...

271
00:13:58,243 --> 00:13:59,827
Yes. All right, Roz.

272
00:14:08,544 --> 00:14:11,589
Hey, is that a Chunky in there?

273
00:14:14,384 --> 00:14:15,385
Looks like one.

274
00:14:15,551 --> 00:14:18,304
Been a long time
since I've seen one of those.

275
00:14:19,013 --> 00:14:20,556
What are they asking for it?

276
00:14:22,058 --> 00:14:25,186
- Looks like it's 85 cents.
- Oh.

277
00:14:25,436 --> 00:14:27,480
Does it only take the exact change?

278
00:14:28,815 --> 00:14:30,858
- Looks like there's a dollar slot.
- Oh.

279
00:14:31,276 --> 00:14:32,986
Well, all I have is a 10.

280
00:14:33,486 --> 00:14:34,821
Will it take a 10?

281
00:14:35,071 --> 00:14:36,572
Why don't you get off your ass
and look?

282
00:14:37,699 --> 00:14:41,911
- They usually just take singles.
- Oh. Anybody have a single?

283
00:14:43,538 --> 00:14:45,915
How can you think about eating now?

284
00:14:46,749 --> 00:14:48,584
What would you rather
have me thinking about?

285
00:14:49,419 --> 00:14:52,338
- I'll get you some change.
- Oh, thanks, Roz.

286
00:14:52,547 --> 00:14:54,507
Sitting way too long, anyway.

287
00:14:56,801 --> 00:14:59,345
Excuse me. Colleen?

288
00:14:59,721 --> 00:15:00,888
Do you have any ones?

289
00:15:01,014 --> 00:15:02,362
I think so. Let me check.

290
00:15:02,387 --> 00:15:03,960
- Thanks.
- Excuse me.

291
00:15:04,078 --> 00:15:05,184
- Can I help you?
- Yes.

292
00:15:05,435 --> 00:15:07,312
There's something wrong
with my baby.

293
00:15:07,562 --> 00:15:09,731
She has a little rash on her cheek.

294
00:15:10,315 --> 00:15:13,443
I looked in the book,
and I don't think it's chickenpox.

295
00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:16,112
But it does look a little
like scarlet fever.

296
00:15:16,696 --> 00:15:18,740
- Is this your first child?
- Yes, why?

297
00:15:19,115 --> 00:15:20,575
I think this is lipstick.

298
00:15:20,992 --> 00:15:23,369
- Would a 5 help?
- No, I'm afraid I need ones.

299
00:15:23,536 --> 00:15:24,912
Oh, thank God.

300
00:15:25,872 --> 00:15:27,165
Oh, look at that.

301
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:29,334
- It's probably how it happened.
- Yeah.

302
00:15:29,459 --> 00:15:30,585
Thank you.

303
00:15:31,294 --> 00:15:34,213
Colleen. I won't forget you.

304
00:15:35,131 --> 00:15:36,549
I'm sorry. All I got are 5's.

305
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,051
Oh, thanks anyway.

306
00:15:38,301 --> 00:15:40,887
- Do I know you?
- I don't think so.

307
00:15:41,054 --> 00:15:42,055
Are you sure?

308
00:15:42,305 --> 00:15:45,600
Trust me. I'm really good with faces.
Thanks.

309
00:15:47,602 --> 00:15:49,228
- Mrs. Crane?
- Yes.

310
00:15:49,354 --> 00:15:50,396
Your husband's doing well.

311
00:15:50,563 --> 00:15:52,357
He's off the pump,
his heart's beating on its own.

312
00:15:52,482 --> 00:15:54,650
- His blood pressure?
- One hundred over 60.

313
00:15:54,735 --> 00:15:55,860
Oh, could be better.

314
00:15:55,943 --> 00:15:58,196
Did you thoroughly suction
the cardioplegic solution?

315
00:15:58,821 --> 00:15:59,739
You see, I'm a doctor.

316
00:15:59,906 --> 00:16:01,824
Oh, yes.
Dr. Shaffer told me about you.

317
00:16:02,075 --> 00:16:05,286
He said if you started
asking me questions, I should do this:

318
00:16:08,414 --> 00:16:11,376
Oh, I get it. Very nice.

319
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,671
- Well, that's good news, right?
- Oh, yeah, great.

320
00:16:15,838 --> 00:16:18,049
- They didn't have any change.
- Oh, shoot.

321
00:16:30,144 --> 00:16:33,272
- What you reading, Daph?
- I have no idea.

322
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:36,275
I must've read
the same paragraph ten times.

323
00:16:36,901 --> 00:16:38,861
I don't know
how you're getting through this.

324
00:16:39,195 --> 00:16:43,199
Well, it's not like the old days,
when heart surgery was a big thing.

325
00:16:43,366 --> 00:16:47,036
Nowadays, they do it so much,
it's like going in for a haircut.

326
00:16:47,161 --> 00:16:49,288
You read the paper
and wait till he's done.

327
00:16:49,705 --> 00:16:51,165
But aren't you scared?

328
00:16:54,877 --> 00:16:58,297
Uh, I wonder if that guy has a dollar.
I bet he does.

329
00:16:58,423 --> 00:16:59,674
Excuse me a minute.

330
00:17:05,263 --> 00:17:06,681
Oh, no.

331
00:17:07,598 --> 00:17:08,683
What, Daph?

332
00:17:08,891 --> 00:17:12,103
- I don't believe this. Excuse me.
- What?

333
00:17:12,270 --> 00:17:14,480
I was supposed
to bring Niles' cell phone

334
00:17:14,564 --> 00:17:17,650
in case any of his patients called
so I could refer them to Dr. Wells.

335
00:17:17,733 --> 00:17:19,694
Now I'm gonna be calling
his stupid cell phone

336
00:17:19,819 --> 00:17:21,571
every two minutes
to check his mailbox.

337
00:17:21,696 --> 00:17:23,406
Here.
Let's use my cell phone, all right?

338
00:17:23,489 --> 00:17:24,782
We can take turns calling.

339
00:17:25,032 --> 00:17:27,994
He asked me to do
this one simple thing, and I forgot.

340
00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:31,247
- I'm such an idiot.
- Now, don't go beating yourself up.

341
00:17:31,456 --> 00:17:34,196
You didn't do anything wrong.
Come on.

342
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,002
- Thanks.
- I'll dial first.

343
00:17:36,586 --> 00:17:39,172
Now, look, Niles.
As far as Dad knows,

344
00:17:39,255 --> 00:17:41,591
I had nothing to do
with your leg breaking, right?

345
00:17:41,716 --> 00:17:43,092
- You pushed me.
- Yes.

346
00:17:43,217 --> 00:17:45,595
And in exchange for your silence,
you'll get ten of my records.

347
00:17:45,761 --> 00:17:48,139
- Any ones you want.
- Even the Shostakovich?

348
00:17:48,264 --> 00:17:50,516
- Not that one.
- Then forget it.

349
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,351
Okay, fine.

350
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,980
Sign here and initial here.

351
00:17:58,065 --> 00:18:00,818
You still in bed, Mr. Lazybones?

352
00:18:00,985 --> 00:18:03,779
Well, if you're gonna lie around all day,
I got you something to read.

353
00:18:03,905 --> 00:18:06,240
- <i>The Charterhouse of Parma?</i>
- Better.

354
00:18:06,616 --> 00:18:07,700
<i>Archie.</i>

355
00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:10,536
Well, hello, Chunky.

356
00:18:10,953 --> 00:18:12,115
I beg your pardon?

357
00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:14,749
- Got some change.
- Congratulations.

358
00:18:24,342 --> 00:18:26,010
Hey, is that a Marathon bar?

359
00:18:26,177 --> 00:18:28,179
Oh, jeez,
now I don't know what to get.

360
00:18:28,471 --> 00:18:29,889
Go with your first instinct, Dad.

361
00:18:29,972 --> 00:18:31,516
But I haven't had
a Marathon bar in years.

362
00:18:31,641 --> 00:18:32,934
All right. Then get a Marathon bar.

363
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:36,521
Come to think of it. I think they quit
making Marathons back in the '80s.

364
00:18:36,646 --> 00:18:39,232
- Then you should get a Chunky.
- Uh.

365
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:43,778
Uh, although I wanna get a Marathon
bar just to see what it looks like inside.

366
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,238
All right, all right.
Just get the Chunky.

367
00:18:45,363 --> 00:18:46,447
All right.

368
00:18:48,741 --> 00:18:49,951
- Hey.
- What?

369
00:18:50,076 --> 00:18:51,118
It's stuck.

370
00:18:51,143 --> 00:18:52,887
Oh, great.
You had to have a Chunky.

371
00:18:52,912 --> 00:18:54,497
Oh, fine. All right, I'll get it.

372
00:18:56,666 --> 00:18:59,835
- What is going on?
- We have a stuck Chunky.

373
00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:02,380
Well, why did Chunky
stick his arm in there?

374
00:19:02,505 --> 00:19:05,758
Oh, that's very funny, Roz.
Not me, the candy.

375
00:19:06,759 --> 00:19:08,135
Oh, I give up.

376
00:19:09,387 --> 00:19:11,973
Don't worry, Martin. I'll stop by
tomorrow and get us some Godiva.

377
00:19:12,098 --> 00:19:13,849
But I want my Chunky.

378
00:19:15,101 --> 00:19:16,394
Excuse me.

379
00:19:23,526 --> 00:19:24,777
Chunky, was it?

380
00:19:30,491 --> 00:19:34,370
Oh. Oh, Daphne, it's okay. It's okay.

381
00:19:34,453 --> 00:19:36,163
Everything's gonna be fine.

382
00:19:36,247 --> 00:19:37,582
Do I need to call security here?

383
00:19:37,665 --> 00:19:39,834
No, it's all right.
I'm sorry about this.

384
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,294
It's kind of a tough time.

385
00:19:41,544 --> 00:19:43,963
Keep this area clear
until I can get it cleaned up.

386
00:19:44,046 --> 00:19:45,423
Right. And we'll pay for this.

387
00:19:45,548 --> 00:19:48,050
And I already paid for this.

388
00:19:51,887 --> 00:19:54,682
Daphne,
I know you're in hell right now,

389
00:19:54,849 --> 00:19:57,852
but in just about 20 minutes
comes the disconnecting

390
00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,478
of the ventilator and the extubation.

391
00:19:59,687 --> 00:20:01,689
You can see it all
in the diagram on page 24-C.

392
00:20:01,772 --> 00:20:04,775
He's not a diagram.
He's my husband.

393
00:20:04,859 --> 00:20:07,695
And he's on a table
with his chest cut open.

394
00:20:07,903 --> 00:20:10,531
I'm sorry if I can't handle this
as well as the rest of you.

395
00:20:10,615 --> 00:20:11,699
But I'm terrified.

396
00:20:11,782 --> 00:20:13,951
Daphne, it's okay. Just calm down.

397
00:20:14,076 --> 00:20:15,745
When all this is over,
we're just gonna...

398
00:20:15,870 --> 00:20:17,997
There is no "when this is over."

399
00:20:18,122 --> 00:20:20,958
There's no tomorrow,
no next week, no next year.

400
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:24,795
There's nothing until he comes
out of there, and I know he's okay.

401
00:20:26,255 --> 00:20:28,841
- Daphne.
- Why don't you sit down, son?

402
00:20:35,473 --> 00:20:37,224
Nobody meant anything.

403
00:20:37,892 --> 00:20:40,436
It's hard as hell
for all of us to be here.

404
00:20:40,561 --> 00:20:41,771
I know.

405
00:20:42,271 --> 00:20:43,522
It's just...

406
00:20:44,398 --> 00:20:47,109
I hate hospitals. I hate them.

407
00:20:47,526 --> 00:20:48,944
I hate all of this.

408
00:20:49,570 --> 00:20:50,696
I know.

409
00:20:57,370 --> 00:20:59,997
I'm afraid your wife's x-rays
don't look good.

410
00:21:12,593 --> 00:21:14,637
Waiting is the hardest part.

411
00:21:21,769 --> 00:21:22,978
Niles.

412
00:21:24,647 --> 00:21:25,981
You did great.

413
00:21:26,315 --> 00:21:29,026
The doctor said it went even better
than he expected.

414
00:21:29,485 --> 00:21:31,195
I'm so proud of you.

415
00:21:32,279 --> 00:21:33,656
He'll be out all night.

416
00:21:34,115 --> 00:21:35,700
Why don't you get something to eat?

417
00:21:36,784 --> 00:21:38,744
I'll be here when you wake up.

418
00:22:19,452 --> 00:22:22,079
Hey, say hello to your new sister.

419
00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:26,542
Look, she's smiling at you.